Tuesday 25 August 2009

Disney Diggling

Accusations of double-dealing and conspiring have dogged us ever since we gone straight, stopped shitter ripping and began wearing shirts and that. So to clarify, yeah we did and continue to double deal. We also threw some creepy kid from Disney out of a window because he was being a prick. We’re just not gonna smile while some shiny- trousered twat has a tantrum. Presumably that’s not what they got us in for.
Have you been to the Disney offices in London? They all dress like Mormons and have that yank earnestness, what they apparently learn in some brainwashy jebus-focussed bootcamp.
Still, their money is as good as anyone else’s. We’ve lined up a creepy happymeal deal with some consumptive rag and bone men who are gonna dish out suspicious pies on foggy evenings.

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